Well came back from Whistler on Sunday, I think I'm still recovering.

Our group is known on drawin on ppl's faces when they're wasted. I 've always thought, "How can anyone be that drunk and not feel the pen marks on the face?" Well I got wasted and had my face painted.

I can't believe that happened to me. I guess first they test my face out first my putting a freezie on my face and see if I wake up.

If not then let the paintin begin...I'm not gonna post that pic on the blog...but I'm sure one of my buddies will.

I tried to stay inside cos it was freaking hot up there in the mountians, lots of drinkin and ppl getting high and lot of ppl hung over.

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down Finally, the guys' side of the story.

We always hear "the rules" From the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules! Please note these are all numbered "1" ON PURPOSE!

1. Men ARE not mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months IS a problem See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will Be scratched. We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, Or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; but did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

So we're taking or celebration up to Whistler... after this weekend it's all serious paddling again.

I'm in charge in buying food for 30 ppl...Gonna spend 400 on meat and 300 on other stuff.

That's alot of meat and shit. Last year we went to Whistler it was Retarded CRAZZY...and we didn't even win anything.

This year...I can't wait...lots of male to male touching and if we're luck female to female toucin as well.

Why is it ok for a girl to touch a guy's ass and it isn't ok for a guy to touch a girl's ass? I still think there should be a man's rights group out there.

It'll be like a vacation from the wife for thee days...But I don't think we'll sleep much tho...Party on GARTH!!

Well last weeks biggest Dragon boating event was a great success.

I was coming in the competion thinking well here we go again...no medals just races...We came in top 20th team out of 172 teams.

Not too bad...even better we got Silver in our Division.

RGL United 2:07.640. Never have our team ever went to Comp level when I first joined the team.

We even surprised our coach, never in all my years of paddling I've enjoyed it more than this year for Alcan.

It was a great feeling on what we've have accomplished, a true unity of the whole team not just as a team but a group of friends who are when happy become...well very sure with their Sexuality.

My wife was commenting on the guys who were pretty well drunk in the Beer Garden after the races, and the guys just started to grab each other, in the breast and ass and sometimes in the crotch.

That right we're Ridiculously Good Looking...Not Raging Gay Lovers!

Not writing about my wife...I really dunno what to write about...

Brain fart...well the dragonboat comp is coming up this weekend...very stoked about it...

World cup the Brits had lifted the celebisy(sp?) ban for their team so they can have sex.

I haven't done it for a good two weeks cos of the competition that's coming up this weekend.

I've read somewhere that women tho should have sex before major competitions. This will make them more relaxed and less PMSy so that they can do well on competition.

So...if the girls can have sex with the competition...wait...girl on girl....mmmm...

Well the wife said she doesn't like it whe I blog cos I write bad things about her.

I told her I only write the truth, I sound like a preacher, and I still love her.

You know you're getting old when you sleep next to a bottle of Deep Cold and Deep Heat arthritic pain rub.

My elbows have been killing me everyday after practices...Now my knees are clicking everytime I walk up the stairs and getting out of bed.

What is happening to me? Is it cos of the baby I'm falling appart? Ow I just cracked my elbow.
Need...to... rub...

Ppl after you get married everything just falls apart including your body.

I haven't been touching my websites for a while...I'm gonna start them off again soon.

What do you do when your friend talks inapproperate things to your homestay students?

For some reason my buddy was talking about American Pie w/one of our students...Do I the host father stop the conversation about masturbating in a Pie? Do I join in the conversation and educate the students?

I have the movies...do I show them an American movie? Alot of Japanese ppl are pretty hedonistic too, some of the things they may of seen could be worse than American Pie...Hentai, Bukake, bondage...ect...

I dunno...any comments?

So this morning about 2am our phone rang. The phone is on my wife's side of the bed.

In my groggy state I asked my wife to p/u the phone cos it was closest to my wife. She said "Let it ring, it'll stop."

So it rang and rang and rang and rang, I got up from the bed walked around the bed and hit the speaker phone...it was a darn fax! So I hung up.

The wife said "You know it's gonna call again", I replied "Yup at least two more times."

So it rang again and I asked my wife to just hit the speaker button twice. Do you think she did it? Nope....It rang and rang and rang...SOOOOOO I got out of bed walked around the bed and hit the speaker...This time I left the speaker on the phone on so my wife would hang up....did she hang up? The suspense!!

Nope...the fax beeped and beeped and beeped for a good minute, then it gave up and automatically hung up, then all of a sudden we heard a busy signal sound for about 10 seconds, then we heard an automated operator voice telling us to hang up, then after that a super loud alarm like buzzing sound started to blare out of the speaker phone...I got up and went to the washroom while my wife was still laying in bed.

I came back from the washroom and my wife is still there listing to this loud Buzz buzz buzz buzz. If you guys haven't heard this you should try it at home just call yourself on the cell phone and just hang up the cell phone and you'll know what I'm talking about

So I went to bed while the phone is buzzing away...I asked my wife "Don't you think it's just a little annoying?" She didn't say a word...then I thought this might wake up the Homestays...so I got up from my bed walked around and turned off the speaker phone.

Then the phone rang yet again!!! So this time I was pissed...I got up went to our fax machine and recieved the fax.

It was a fax from the Royal Bank! Some poor guy is trying get a mortgage and is being rejected. I got his T4 , his Mortgage Checklist, Mortgage number, SIN number, SRF Number whatever that is. Don't laugh but the guy makes over 42K working in a Vietnamese restraunt...

I'm gonna hafta let the guy know he's not gettting his mortgage cos a verbal verification for income revealed he so no longer employed with the employer.

So I went back to bed letting my wife know who was trying to fax to our house...She just turned around and tried to go back to sleep...

I'm like if she can sleep though this she's gonna sleep though the baby's cry and I'll be the one feeding the baby, and I'm the one who should be taking the Parental leave.

I can't wait...it's sooo predictable.