"Don't get soo close to Henry he's got rashes on his butt, you might get them too!", "Don't get too close to the pregnant woman you'll become retarded.", "Don't sit on that seat, it's hot, you'll get hemroids".

My mom is into soo much old wives tales. When I was young I believed it all also. I ran away from pregnant women, I never sat on warm seats, and I always stay away from Henry in elementry school.

Why am I typing this? Well I have a huge zit on one side my my ass crack...and everytime I walk my other cheek would rub against it, and it would hurt.

I tried to pop it but it hurts...I hope it's not a hemroid...not sure if I should get the doc to check it.