After three days my legs are still killing me. So during the stag we played hockey and it was three of the heviest out of shape guys vs three of the most ice hockey in shape ppl.

So we did it we waxed my buddy...His legs were as shiny as the lake when the sun hits it.

It's been a while since he's seen his leg that clean and shiny.

So we went drinking after the hockey game and gave him a granny dress to wear. He looked hot esp when his man boobs were perking out of his dress. I couldn't keep my eyes off of him.

As ppl were taking pics there were some ppl holing his breasts and biting them...it was soooo funny.

My buddy is a pretty smart guy. He doesn't drink much but he can take his booze. First I bought him a beer to warm up then someone bought him a Zambuka, and he was fine...just the after taste gave him a bad flavor in his mouth.

So I bought him a 151, he was a bit woozie after that but he was still able to hold a conversation after that, so a buddy asked me to get him a drink, but he wasn't sure what to get him...I suggested a muff dive.

When he saw the whipped cream he started to bitch and complain that he was drunk already and enuff was enuff and he could not hold it down any more...bla bla blah...So he took it down.

I must say it was a pretty bad muff dive....Then he was talking away, we can see it that he did not have enuff alchahol in his system yet...Another budy of mine ordered him the Prarie Fire...and so it was sitting in fron of him...and he's sayin and bitchin that he's too drunk to drink it and he's had his limit and bla, bla, blah...So eventually he took it.

So when there was no booze in front of him he's all fine and can comprehend every conversation but whenever there was booze infront of him he's "Oh I can't, I'm over my limit, I'm drunk, It hurts, I want my daddy, bla bla bla..."

Someone bought him a shot of Tequilia and he didn't drink that and had someone else took it for him cos he was too drunk and hurt and blah bla blah...Sigh...What a bull shitter