So this morning about 2am our phone rang. The phone is on my wife's side of the bed.

In my groggy state I asked my wife to p/u the phone cos it was closest to my wife. She said "Let it ring, it'll stop."

So it rang and rang and rang and rang, I got up from the bed walked around the bed and hit the speaker phone...it was a darn fax! So I hung up.

The wife said "You know it's gonna call again", I replied "Yup at least two more times."

So it rang again and I asked my wife to just hit the speaker button twice. Do you think she did it? Nope....It rang and rang and rang...SOOOOOO I got out of bed walked around the bed and hit the speaker...This time I left the speaker on the phone on so my wife would hang up....did she hang up? The suspense!!

Nope...the fax beeped and beeped and beeped for a good minute, then it gave up and automatically hung up, then all of a sudden we heard a busy signal sound for about 10 seconds, then we heard an automated operator voice telling us to hang up, then after that a super loud alarm like buzzing sound started to blare out of the speaker phone...I got up and went to the washroom while my wife was still laying in bed.

I came back from the washroom and my wife is still there listing to this loud Buzz buzz buzz buzz. If you guys haven't heard this you should try it at home just call yourself on the cell phone and just hang up the cell phone and you'll know what I'm talking about

So I went to bed while the phone is buzzing away...I asked my wife "Don't you think it's just a little annoying?" She didn't say a word...then I thought this might wake up the Homestays...so I got up from my bed walked around and turned off the speaker phone.

Then the phone rang yet again!!! So this time I was pissed...I got up went to our fax machine and recieved the fax.

It was a fax from the Royal Bank! Some poor guy is trying get a mortgage and is being rejected. I got his T4 , his Mortgage Checklist, Mortgage number, SIN number, SRF Number whatever that is. Don't laugh but the guy makes over 42K working in a Vietnamese restraunt...

I'm gonna hafta let the guy know he's not gettting his mortgage cos a verbal verification for income revealed he so no longer employed with the employer.

So I went back to bed letting my wife know who was trying to fax to our house...She just turned around and tried to go back to sleep...

I'm like if she can sleep though this she's gonna sleep though the baby's cry and I'll be the one feeding the baby, and I'm the one who should be taking the Parental leave.

I can't wait...it's sooo predictable.