Wednesday, March 01, 2006

I'm gonna change my motto...

The rich gets richer, the poor gets pooer, the middle income gets screwed, straight men gets worse.

Why only straight men? Well let me explain...

Gay guys...well they know how to take care of themselves, looking good for other men and they know how to dress and keep fit and make them selves...well Metrosexual like. I know cos I live in the Gay capital of Canada, Vancouver.

Straight guys don't want to check out gay or metrosexual men...they want to check out women. But women can check them out cos they're soooo hot.

Lesbians well most of them look like guys...straight guys don't want to check them out cos they look like men. Yup we got screwed again.

PMS, most women have PMS, and who needs to deal w/that...Yup us straight men who are married or in a serious relationship. We got screwed.

The rich...well they can get poo-tang any time they want.

The poor...thanks to the Canadian assistance, I know they don't get that much for money...but most of them just don't give a shit about life.

That just leaves us middle income straight men. We just take in all the shit and pay's out all the taxes, and worries too much about bill payments, and have just enuff to make ends meet.

2 comments:

UltimateWriter said...

I don't know what's harder to accomplish, go from middle income to upper income or give up and go down to lower income?

Kiss My Mike said...

You can still be straight and fabulous!

That's what "Queer Eye For the Straight Guy" is for.