I'm not racists or anything...well maybe I am...I hate all race just the same would that make me a racist?

I think every culture has it's bad points and stereotypes we hear are mostly true for all races.

Chinese drivers are shitty drivers, East Indians smells, white people are too picky, ect...ect...

So we have new renters, and the old ones are moving out today.

My cell phone for first two weeks were nonstop rining, I think my battery is dead cos it doesn't hold the charge as long as before.

Our old tenants were great!...I hope for the same for these new ones.


My dad had some tenants from hell before and he ruin the whole house, holes everywhere!! But my dad has a bad sense of people, all he cares about is to collect rent...if you pay good...if you don't get the #$@ out!

Our new tenents are African American or Canadian....I think Black people here in Vancouver are cool unlike in some areas.

One thing I don't like doing to good tenants is to collect rent. Sometimes I feel bad cos they're taking care of our place and they're paying us. But we gotta do what we gotta do I guess...

Well my wife and I just signed up for some pregnancy classes....Pretty expensive.

At least we get one class free, and I'm really looking forward to that class...yup you guessed it!!

It's the breastfeeding class. Three hours of boobies everywhere....wait....People there haven't given birth yet...Shit!

Fake babies and fake boobies? Aw man I betcha I'm the only husband that had just figured that out and most of the other men who are taking the course are in for a big disapointment.

Dragon boating practices are getting harder and harder cos of the competition coming up in about three weeks.

I know it's comin up soon cos of the chinese foods that are avaliable during dboating season.

I know I should stay home w/my moody wife and help her out w/the house work...but how else am I gonna get some exercise?

Coach said something about me...he said " Check out Mike...he's got good form and is catching the water, even tho he doesn't goto the gym that often."

In another word..."He's pretty good for a FAT GUY!"

Remember...I hear what you say...but I know what you are thinkin.

One more thing...I remember asking George if a woman is pregnant will she get PMS...Thinkin cos George teaches Bio in High School that he would know the answer...If it's not PMS it sure feels like it.

Well I saw the coolest thing...an ultrasound of our baby...and I saw it scratching it's back.

Some times it feels like forever that my wife's been pregnant. But it could just be that it feels that way cos of the mood swings.

During this time is where men hafta be very patient w/their partners. This is the ultimate test of true love, cos of the chemical imbalances in the woman's system when they're pregnant.

Sometimes I think the real reason why it is so painful to give birth is that it straighten out the woman logic that they all have. Cos if it wasn't the pain I don't think they would care or take care of the baby as much.

Everytime the baby cries at night who would be the one feeding the baby at 2am? I would think it would be the men if it wasn't the pain.

Why do I think that way? Man's logic will be..." Feed the baby and the baby will be quite." And I think woman logic whould be..." The baby will eventually stop crying after a hour of crying...why should I get up and feed the baby? I might as well continue to sleep."

Thank God the birth pain kicks in...If it hurts that much to give birth, well feeding the baby is not as painful to do, and I might as well do it cos I paid the price for giving birth.

But the tables can turn on us men too..."Heck, if it took soo much pain to give birth, the least that our husbands can do is to feed the baby at 2am."

Women logic...us men never win.

It seems that I need holidays for holidays.

Last long weekend was anything but relaxing. Saturday morning, Garage sale in front of our yard. I had to carry boxes and boxes of stuff from upstairs to the out side yard. Mostly my wife's frabric.

Then in the afternoon I went to a Dragon boat practice, coach said it will be a tough one. Yup it was a tough one almost 45 minutes of non stop paddling, and not easy paddling but 70% - 90% pieces.

Then that night went to Kung Fu...man teaching kids is even harder than learning...After that night I just wanted to drop dead and sleep....for Monday...

Yesterday I worked another 17hr shift...we made enuff overtime to get a whole week off.

You see if we work on a Stat Holiday we get triple time, then after 7.5 hrs quadrouple time!!! We were there for 16hrs! And I didn't get home til about 2am.

Now I need a holiday break!

So my co worker said he saw one of my buddies playing volleyball yesterday.

I'm like..."Wich friend?"...He's like "You know your asian friend."

Yup my co worker was white. " Are you sure it's just another Asain? You know you get confused when you see a ton of Azn ppl, esp playing volley ball."

What's w/Azn ppl and net sports? ie Badmonton, Volleyball, Tenis, and Ping Pong?

"I think his name is Gabe or something..."

"Gabe Ting?"

"Maybe..."

"So he works with me?"

"No..No...he's a pretty close friend..."

"Did he come to my Stag?"

"Yeah...he's a close friend of yours"

Great that just narrows it down...All my friends are kinda close...now if he was refering to a East Indian friend or a Caucasian I would know who it would be...

"Where else have you seen this friend?"

"At your BBQ"

"At my wheel barrel BBQ?"

"yeah".....

I've had several Wheel Barrel BBQ's tho...It was back in those days where my buddies felt like having a BBQ and I didn't have one...so we threw some charcoals in a wheel barrel and threw on some flatten tomato cages and we made chicken wings and burgers....Good times....

Whatever works...It was sooo fun I had a couple of them at my place...I feel like just buying a wheel barrel just to bbq at my new place.

But I'm still clueless on who this person is...

Well yesterday we went to a fancy smancy place called the Fish House on Stanley Park. While we were ordering and eating there, we were watching the people there.

It must be nice to be rich...all we could think of is "Holy Crap this fish is expensive, I rather goto AYCE Sushi." But it was nice, very good food.

Our waitress was, well I thought was a man w/long hair.

We could hear here saying to the customers everything that they had ordered..."Nice choice, that is very delicious. Nice choice, very delicious."

So when she got to our table she said the same, so I asked her "So...what isn't delicious here?"

I had stumped her, it took her a few seconds of turning the cogs in her spider filled brains before she answered me, "Well those are my preferences too."

The food was really good, we ordered Fresh Muscles for an appy and I had the Halibut and my wife had the Sablefish, both very very tasty.

After dinner we enjoyed our nite walking around the sea wall. Good times! But I would of prefered sushi.

Yesterday night my wife asked me where do we wanna go out for tonight?

I said "I gotta go dragon boating"...but that was the WONG Answer...cos today is our anniversary.

Why do men never remember important dates? I'll tell you why...cos we have so much to worry about...work, work, work, friends, other things...But thanks to wives, they fill the sensitive side of our brains and let us remember the real important things in life.

Three years we've been married but 13 years we've been together...Why don't celebrity marriages never work? Cos they're too rich and wanna have sex with other celebrity.

Will Wako Tom Cruise ever get married with Katie Holmes? If they do how long will it last? I give it three years MAX!

Wow we've been married for three years and I still love my wife like we had just met.

So we're renting our place...I'm getting tons a phone calls everyday...starting to get sick of answering them.

Well after two weeks putting up the for rent sign up our front porch...this is it... Today will be the last day of out showing of the house....

We have a couple of ppl in mind to rent to. But before that I had to go though a ton of ppl.

Most caucasins they loved the house and would rent it right away...but had bad security checks...Azn people...I would not even bother giving them the time of day...I know they're all too cheap and would want a deal for the rent.

Vietnamese ppl who are interested in the house and are willing to pay for it...I'm a bit weary...cos our old place we bought was a Pot House...Yup they were planting weed. Wait....Hmmmm...Nmvd.

There will be disapointed ppl...and there will be happy ppl when I call them tonight letting them know they got the place for rent.

The only advertisement I paid for was a seven dollar sign, which my wife at first did not want to get cos it was too big. I had to put my foot on the ground and bought it!

I'm the man of the house...when the wife is not at home.

So during the wedding rehersal, I was standing on the podium next to the best man, and he was standing next to the groom.

Then I saw the bridesmaid walking down the isle, I said the the bestman..."I hope this one is yours..."

Not to be mean or anything...but your wedding pictures are forever. I guess picking ugly brides maids will make you look better...BUT what what if your fugly friend ask you to be their brides maid? Then she'll be really screwed.
I guess you just hope that they don't get married.

My wife swapped brides maids...I'm not saying why...cos I could get in trouble...and I think she had made a good choice.

So as she was walking down the isle...the preacher asked me to kindly pick up my bridesmaid...I was like...Shit...I forgot I'm not the best man.

How many Chinese ppl do you know who loves Country Music?

Do they even have Chinese ppl in the South? I remember watching David Chappelle, and he had a skit called Blind Supremacy. Where he was a blind black man who was born blind and and had thought he was white and he was in the KKK movment. And in the middle of a rally he took off his hood.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3028825863648830557&q=chappelle

That was hilarious...but I do have a Chinese friend who listens to Country Music. Don't get me wrong he's not that white washed at all...he just likes to listen to Country Music.

I personally think the Devil created country music for the white folks...and it's...it's...slowly spreading the the Chinese comunity?

Now I listen to music...R&B, Pop, and Chinese...but I stay away from Country...The closest to country I get is Lion Dancing.

Well I haven't blogged for a while...been BEAT!! Right after being a Groomsman/MC for the whole day for my buddy's wedding I had to work next day.

9am till 1:30am...Yup...It felt like working 12 days in a row.

It was all good...I hope all my expencses go though.

I'll update what happened on the wedding later...gotta go back to work.