So during the wedding rehersal, I was standing on the podium next to the best man, and he was standing next to the groom.

Then I saw the bridesmaid walking down the isle, I said the the bestman..."I hope this one is yours..."

Not to be mean or anything...but your wedding pictures are forever. I guess picking ugly brides maids will make you look better...BUT what what if your fugly friend ask you to be their brides maid? Then she'll be really screwed.
I guess you just hope that they don't get married.

My wife swapped brides maids...I'm not saying why...cos I could get in trouble...and I think she had made a good choice.

So as she was walking down the isle...the preacher asked me to kindly pick up my bridesmaid...I was like...Shit...I forgot I'm not the best man.