Yesterday night my wife asked me where do we wanna go out for tonight?

I said "I gotta go dragon boating"...but that was the WONG Answer...cos today is our anniversary.

Why do men never remember important dates? I'll tell you why...cos we have so much to worry about...work, work, work, friends, other things...But thanks to wives, they fill the sensitive side of our brains and let us remember the real important things in life.

Three years we've been married but 13 years we've been together...Why don't celebrity marriages never work? Cos they're too rich and wanna have sex with other celebrity.

Will Wako Tom Cruise ever get married with Katie Holmes? If they do how long will it last? I give it three years MAX!

Wow we've been married for three years and I still love my wife like we had just met.