Lately I've been taking the Public transit to work and I've noticed there are either more smelly bums on the Trains people just stopped taking showers.

No wonder nobody takes transit...it's expensive and smelly homless ppl are on the buses and trains. Last year I got sick 4 times...I think cos I was taking more transit and there are more germs floating around the buses and trains....

Every where you go now in downtown you smell them. I think we should have public baths here in Vancouver. Screw the enviroment I'm driving!

It's been a while since I've posted theese coupons...here one...FREE BUTTER CHICKEN!!

So my wife had a dental apt and I was w/Brenden at home. We were doing our favorite activity...sleeping.

Next thing you know it while in a deep slumber he cries. So I woke up and went downstairs to warm up some milk. As the milk was warming up I was chaning his diapers and after the diaper change he was still crying...and the milk was not warm enuff.

So I decided to put him on my nipple...I think all dads who takes care of their babies has tried this. But my nipple was too small.

I think if men were able to produce milk will do stoopid things like squirting other ppl or put up beer cans and try and knock them down.

When I was young we use to live in Indian town and my mom use to make me go into the stinky stores to buy milk. I hated doing that...

Brown ppl are funny look at Russell Peters and these links


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en6pYI4xaQM
http://www.glumbert.com/media/thriller

So what's your New Year's Resolution?

Well the wife and I wrote three resolutions that we would like each other to have and we would pick just one.

So she wanted me to...

1. Loose weight

2. Stop farting infront of her

3. Something stoopid...I don't remeber...

So I chose Loose weight...

My wife has a problem of saying Please when wanting anyone to do something.

So my resolution for her is...

1. Say please when wanting for me to do anything.

2. Say please before you want me to do anything.

3.Say please after you want me to do anything.

I'll give you an example of what I mean...

Yesterday she wanted to weigh me to see if I will loose weight....She kept on pushing me to the scale...so I turned around and then she started to pull me on to the scale...I said to her "Just use your new years resolution and I'll weigh myself." She refused to say please so I refused to go on the scale...There is no way my wife could push or pull me on to the scale...

I was just playing around with her saying "Just use your resolution...just use your resolution..." I just got tired of her pushing and pulling me around...so I just walked away from the scale...

All she had to do is say "Please" and I would of gotten on the scale...that was the biggest waste of energy of her part but it was pretty fun for me just to see what she would to trying to get me on to the scale.

Boxing day shopping...well at least I bought a TV and $250 in diapers.

When we first moved into our place I was using the washroom closest to our bed room. But after a few weeks my wife deemed that it was her washroom and the one downstairs was mine and I should stop using HER washroom and use my own.

Well for a few weeks of being hassled I decide to use MY washroom downstairs.

Well Walmart had a special on Maxi Pads and the wife made me go and buy some...Why do women do that? Make their men buy Maxi Pads?!? We don't get our women to buy us jock straps.

Well the wife ran out of space in HER washroom and she decide to put the Maxi Pads in MY washroom and deem that all washrooms belong to HER.

Whatever happen to 50/50? Men's rights? Tell me what way is this fair to Man? Women can't live with them...pass the beer and Happy New Years!!