So my wife had a dental apt and I was w/Brenden at home. We were doing our favorite activity...sleeping.

Next thing you know it while in a deep slumber he cries. So I woke up and went downstairs to warm up some milk. As the milk was warming up I was chaning his diapers and after the diaper change he was still crying...and the milk was not warm enuff.

So I decided to put him on my nipple...I think all dads who takes care of their babies has tried this. But my nipple was too small.

I think if men were able to produce milk will do stoopid things like squirting other ppl or put up beer cans and try and knock them down.