So what's your New Year's Resolution?

Well the wife and I wrote three resolutions that we would like each other to have and we would pick just one.

So she wanted me to...

1. Loose weight

2. Stop farting infront of her

3. Something stoopid...I don't remeber...

So I chose Loose weight...

My wife has a problem of saying Please when wanting anyone to do something.

So my resolution for her is...

1. Say please when wanting for me to do anything.

2. Say please before you want me to do anything.

3.Say please after you want me to do anything.

I'll give you an example of what I mean...

Yesterday she wanted to weigh me to see if I will loose weight....She kept on pushing me to the scale...so I turned around and then she started to pull me on to the scale...I said to her "Just use your new years resolution and I'll weigh myself." She refused to say please so I refused to go on the scale...There is no way my wife could push or pull me on to the scale...

I was just playing around with her saying "Just use your resolution...just use your resolution..." I just got tired of her pushing and pulling me around...so I just walked away from the scale...

All she had to do is say "Please" and I would of gotten on the scale...that was the biggest waste of energy of her part but it was pretty fun for me just to see what she would to trying to get me on to the scale.