Last Saturday was a buddies bday...well it was kinda tame this year...not like other years...

His name is 40s...he's the one whom I'm groping right now...For last couple of years we had CRAZY RETARDED parties w/him.

The reason we call him 40's, it's cos we duct taped his hands w/2 40 ounces bottles of beer.

He had to drink it all before he could goto the can. Well it's kinda hard to goto the can w/to bottles of 40 ounces duct taped to his hands, he had to finish it before he could go...Then there wan another year he was duct taped to a chair and we were feeding him weird ass drinks via a bong...

But this year...I guess we were getting too old for that shit. We just had Saki drinks and played poker.

I dunno why people are afraid of my wife and I when we play poker...we're not really that good.

Well we woke up today with snow...It's not too often that we get snow here in Vancouver.

I've been told that people here sucks driving in the snow. I think so too...

But we're really good in driving in the warm balmy weather we have here in Vancouver, not like the fricken freezing weather they have every where else in Canada or the fricken hot weather.

I've been to Toronto...sure it's a huge city with lots of things to do...but your weather SUCKS!!

You're either too fricken cold or too fricken hot there.

Now I think your homeless people are the smartest people...They all fricken moved here to Vancouver cos it's beautiful weather here, cos I know most of our homeless people speak french. Who TF speaks french here in Vancouver? The French teachers and the fricken Homeless.

Yeah I know it rains alot here...well at least people do not die in the summer or winter here.

I saw this website today...

http://www.onesmallpaperclip.com/

This guy has traded his paperclip for waycool stuff...I'm thinking of doing same...haha!!

Anyone internested in trading small EatMore Haloween Chocolate bar for something?


This Saturday was our Chinese Society's 66th Anniversary.

I started out doing Kung Fu there about 15 years ago...It is in Chinatown right across from the Sun Yat Sen Center.
I've been doing Lion Dancing for the Society for Chinese New Years many years. Back then when the white man bought over the Chinese ppl to work as slaves and for the railroad and if you were not in a society...or a gang that took care of it's own ppl it's pretty hard to survive.

The people in the society taught each other martial arts to protect themselves, later more and more societies have formed doing the same.

Rumor has it the Yue Shan Society is just a fancy name for a Chinese Gang...most of then now are just old farts still hang around at Yue Shan read news paper or play Big2 or MJ and most of their kids are all educated doing normal work, so the gang thing slowly faded away.

Here's a pic of a Japanese exchange student up at our club...

Why do the government even try to debate on their pay hikes?

"Uhhh...All in favor in getting more money raise their hands...."

Why waste more tax payers money and time for an entire day to debate on somthing that most, even not so bright people on the street would agree that getting more money is a good thing? I just don't get it.

I read this article the other day...

http://www.canada.com/vancouver/vancouversun/news/westcoastnews/story.html?id=200272a2-556d-40c9-be53-d0df53d4d73d

It's about the Chinese Head Tax...At first this politician thinks all the Chinese people who had paid the head tax should get their money back plus interest.

Now the story has changed...What made him change his mind? Lame excuse...what is the actual excuse RAY? Was the deal that you would get your head tax that your grandfather had paid for you to shut up?

I agree there should be something to be done about this Head Tax that my Grandfather had paid. I don't think I should be getting the money back...But how about a Tax breaks for us AZNs who's family paid for taxes.

My Grandma, still has a picture of my grandfather in 1918 when he first came to Canada. He actually had a "Cue" in his picture. I was like cool...just like Wong Fei Hung...

Once I in a long line up filling up gas one day and I acutally saw an Azn guy with a "CUE"...I was like WTF? I rolled down the window and yelled out " WONG FEI HUNG!!! I LOVE YOU!!!".

My wife sank in my car seat in shame.

Why are there people who loves to bitch and complain...Once I was at McDs lining up this little old lady in her little stoller stolled by me and I can tell she's a grumpy one...

So she stops behind this taller looking lady and she said under her breath..."Like a Horse..."

I said "Sorry?"...

She said "She's LIKE A HORSE!!" Pointing to the taller lady's butt. I started laughing out loud and the lady who was infront of the older lady turned around and said " I just hope I don't get as miserable as her."

Dealing with difficult people is my daily routine...But today I think I dealt the Bitch from HELL...

Why do they do this? Do they enjoy being called a Bitch? or a Ass or all those other words that describes those type of people?

Get this her name has two names in it like Marian Joe...she doesn't like to be called Marian, but Marian Joe...I made the mistake calling her Marian and she got PISSED..."DON'T CALL ME MARIAN IT'S MAIAN JOE!"

Geezzz...ok Marian jo...is this ok Marian Jo? Talk to you later Marian Jo...Do other's know you're a bitch Maian Jo?

I just feel sorry for their sig other...Blah.

My wife, the perfectionist. You can ask her if she's a perfectionist...she will agree, so will I...except when it comes to my hair.

She's took a hair cutting course at the School Board and now she's finished...Before her hair cutting course she like think it is easy to cut my hair cos it sooo short.

So one day she when out and bought some scissors and clippers and said I'm cutting your hair...Quiet weary about it I agreed...

After several snickers and oooppps I was really worried, and they were just trims!!! After grabbing the clippers from her and correcting my own hair...I said why don't you take that hair cutting course first before you do any drastics hair cuts...She laughs, snickers, wiping the tears from her eyes she agrees....

Why is it OK for females to screw up,snicker, say oops, give you the big googly eyes and every thing is hunky dory? If a man screws up we get a tounge lashing? I just don't get it...

So after eight weeks of training, she had cut my hair last night...not bad...I just look like her test head...Short and like a lesbian...but putting gel on it, it is look ok...Now we're gonna use that head and put it on our window sill so it looks like some lesbian is looking out the window when someone is scoping out our place. HAHA

Free Hair Cuts at Mikes!!

Several years ago I was at Cancun Mexico and I saw this t-shirt...it said "I'm Shy but I have a big DICK."

The first thing I though was...This shirt is perfect for a buddy of mine...

He's getting married next year, but before last year we were really worried that he would never find a girl friend.

I remembered a time when we were playing video games at my place and we had decided to head to Mc D's to p/u some food in the middle of the night and come back to my place to eat and continue to play games.

When we came back we were watching some sleazy talk show and they were showing midgets falling in love and getting married and all that jazz. I said to him..."You know, George(not real name), look at this even midgets are able to find love and get married. You gotta be less picky and find someone fast before it's too late!!"

There was this one time I even told his step mom and his dad that they should bring him back to China find someone there...haha...but Thankfuly he had found a girl of his dreams (for now it's a dream).

Man...Things girls can do to a man when they are in love... I spent almost a decade training him up from being a really shy boy to a Macho woman pulling Man, and yet it takes a pretty girl couple of days to change him back to a prissy boy agin.

You should see the girly stuff he has in his car now...I almost cried...Pooh Bear is now sitting on his dashboard...SIGH...

Now there is somones else I know who is in the same situation...He's shy and he likes this girl and the girl likes him...but he's too Chicken shit to make a move...SIGH...Maybe I should go back to Cancun and pick him up the same shirt...

I have a ton of cool tshirts at home...Check out this site...

So on Saturday a buddy and I decided to head down to Chinatown to pickup some buns...These buns kick ass (Dai Bow)...They have everything that is Chinese in there...Pork, Ham, Spam, Duck Eggs Bamboo shoots, chicken, Cats, Dogs...

The place is called New Town Bakery on Keffer Street...after that we went to the Chinese DVD store where they sold copied DVDs cheap there. I usually buy cheap asian movies there $7 bucks each or three for twenty.

I wen to look around, but was not interested in anything. My buddy told me he wanted to get this girl samurai movie...He said there were ninjas and lots of cool stuff...He told me to check out the DVD.

I check it out...there was a picture of girl w/huge tits in a samurai outfit...I looked at the back cover of it...and OMG...it was a Softcore porn w/ninja rubbing the samurai chicks tits...haha...So I put it back...

I told him if he gets three DVDs there is usually a discount...we spent a bit of time but he didn't find anything interesting. His girl friend (who is Japanese) asked him what is taking so long. He said he wanted to get a movie but I told him if he bought three it would be cheaper...She said which movie do you wanna buy?

He pointed it out and I was at the Japanese section to see what movies were avalaible...When I saw her picking up the movie and turned it over...I was like OHHHH SHIITTTT I'm getting outa there...HAHAHHA...

I picked up IZO and ICHI The number One Killer both Japanese movies and I heard were pretty good movies...I'll let you know for sure laters...And I told my buddy ok...I'll get these and I'll put yours in there too...

Soooo...we bought the movies, then went to get a bite to eat, went to teach Kung Fu and dropped his Japanese GF home. He decided he wanted to come over to check out his new flick...I'm like ok sure...

So when we got back home my wife wanted to see the movie also...but she didn't know it was a soft core porn...But my buddy didn't want to look too conspicuous and also wanted to watch the movie, so he did not say a word...

So about two minutes into the movie...There she was putting on her Samurai outfit with her tits hanging out of her clothes...We all started laughing out loud...

Then about four minutes in the scene there was this japanese guy raping this girl...I told my buddy to turn the volume down a bit cos my Japanese exchange student was sleeping...Just as he turned the volume down...we heard foot steps coming up to the living room...

OHHHH SSSHHITTTT...My buddy quickly grabbed the remote for my TV and changed the channel...so when she was up the stairs we were watching snow on our TV.

Ummmm...was that weird? UHHHH DUHHHH, she had a weird look on her face, like what is going on here...Haha...My buddy told her we were just talking and from the awkwardness he left our place...

He had left the DVD at my place, and so next day I called him to let him know to pick it up before my Japanese student saw the video...

So my buddy came over w/his Girlfriend while my Japanese student and I were watching TV...

The first thing that came out of my buddies girl friends mouth was..." Did you pick up your PORN yet?"

HAHAHAHAHAAHA...I almosted died laughing whe I saw the white in his chinese eyes and the gap of his mouth when he dropped his jaw!! My Japanese student laugh too when she heard that. She said she thought she heard yelping and screaming last night...

Moral of the story is...don't buy porn and watch it at your buddies...HAHA

We brought our Japanese student (Asako) out to Stanley Park yesterday night to check out the nine o'clock gun, so we were 15 minutes early freezing our asses off to check out this gun...There were several people out there already before us waiting the cannon to blow. So about 2 minutes before the cannon blew there was a HUGE tour bus pull up, as they they were coming out the lights around the cannon to warn people that it is going to blow...so we plugged our ears up ready for the cannon to blow, people from the bus were rushing out the bus cos they didn't want to miss the cannon.

Then you hear the 10 second buzzing warning sound then it stopped...we waited...waited..waited...WTF? That night the cannon was a dud...Somebody must of went to the Santa Clause parade and forgot to put gun power in the cannon. Whay a gyp!!

We also went to check out the Vancouver Santa Clause parade in the morning...Man! It was packed!!! Tons of people with kids and tourists and Forgein students...It was the busiest parade I've seen.

We were standing near the back of the street checking out the parade...There were lots of candies being passed out during the parade for the little kids...Boy did they get a lot of candy...From chocolates to candy canes...the Kids at the back felt ripped off cos most of the ppl didn't pass them to the back. I guess for safety reasons they didn't want to get anyone hurt, or poked ppl in the eyes.

Luckly the day wasn't too bad...just a bit cloudy. Watchin the parade reminded me when I was young, my favorite part of the pardade was always the begining part where they have the Cops on Motorcycles racing around doing tricks...When I saw that I was like...SUGOI!! they still do that kinda stoof...

Come to think of it..I think they were the same cops that were doing it when I was young cos most of them looked kinda old.

Went to see the diabetic doc yesterday and he gave me a new drug that's suppose to keep my blood sugar level low...He asked me if I had extended health coverage cos it cost quite a bit.

I'm like so it's gonna cos like a hundred bucks or so? When I went to p/u my meds it was like three hundred bucks for a ninety day supply...Thats like 90 pills for 300....Holy shit this stuff better work...but luckly my Extended health cover it 100%...You know what?

If I can p/u enough pills and sell to some poor diabetic guy for half the price for a years supply I can make enough cash to buy myself an XBOX360...I'll just die faster thats all..HAHA

Come to think of it my check for my sunglasses should come too...I bought a pair of Prada's in Setember cos my extendened Optical allows me new glasses every 2 calander years...but the one I wanted was back ordered and I didn't get it until the end of October...

Well the sunny days were gone when I got my glasses...I hope these glasesses are real PRADA...you never know cos these Chinese Optical places...they coulda got them from their cousin from Shanghai who makes rip-off glasses...

Welll the feel and look real...the instructions are in Italian and English and German and Japanese but no Chinese...

Well today...I found out the blogs on my site aren't working...euhh...I'll fix it soon...sorry for those who are trying to sign up...

Well I have another site up...http://www.resume2jobs.com/ - Resume Posting

I got paid 6bucks one day...that's sweet...I think it'll only go up from here...HAHA...

Well I cut myself again...freaking cut was pretty deep...I didn't want stiches so they just put on those butterfly bandaids for me. I was bleeding pretty bad, sucking the blood from my fingers...and I could acutally taste the blood.

I though it would never stop bleeding...How can anything bleeds for more than five days and not die?

Paper work galore...all I needed was a band aid...I was cutting those darn zap strapps from the locking cables with a knive...I got the first one off okay...then the thrid one...I said to myself..I'm gonna cut myseeelllllSHIT!!! And I got blood all over the desk, and my face... BTW..that picutre is not mine...but it was almost like that one...

I think I had a pysic moment when I was predicting my future...It's one of those things that my wife or any women would say..."MEN...They're sooo STOOOPID".

Yup I can hear that from my wife...

First Aid came up and had to put this Condom gauze looking thing on my finger...I'm like that is kinda over kill...then the two first aid ppl (one male and the other female) were talking weird w/sexual innuendo's...I'm like uh guys I'm still here...

I wish I had my blood test meter then, cos then I didn't hafta prick myself...Ouch I hate typing with a rubber on my finger...

Chicken Feet...What's w/non Chinese and chicken feet for dim sum? Watching non Chinese ppl eating chicken feet is hilarious!!! We bought couple of our ex-Japanese and non-ex-homestay students to Dim Sum...

We enjoy watching them eat Chicken Feet...Most of the time we here here saying...Ehhhheh? It's looks real...Why of course it's real...it's chicken feet!!!

One ate it then asked me what it was...the other had a hard time eating it...boy it's a story that they will tell their firends and family at home...

Yukiko...she is leaving for Japan next week...she's the one that looks terrified holing the chicken feet...

And Asako she will be leaving in the mid of December...she loves chicken feet...

O-ishii deus ne?

So on Saturday my wife and went to a bday party out in the BoatHouse Restraunt. Boy that place has gone down hill...We shared the Fish and Chips and it was like 20 bucks...We were full but I could tell the fish was not fresh...Something like Captain Highliner style...For twenty bucks I would expect fresh fish.

Well shopping for a girl is a pain...I wasn't sure what to get them...Teddy Bears? That's soo Eighties, T-shirts? Nah, Clothes, well have you seen girls shop for clothes?

They walk in the mall and shops like its all a game...The go in grab a bunch of stoof then try them on ask others to see if it looks good on them...they all agree it looks good...then what? They don't buy it.

Now guys when they go shopping they see what they want...they pick it up and take it to the cashiers.

So I bought her a DVD and a Penthouse mag. Well she likes girls too...so it was kinda embarassing when I bought it, and I didn't even bother telling the London Drugs cashier that it wasn't for me. WHATEVER!

She told me that it was the best gift she got that night...Haha...She said that she's always wanted to get one too...I'm such a thoughtful guy. I'm not sure what her ex-boy friend thinks. Pobs breaking up w/her was the biggest mistake of his life.

She's kinda hot too...you should check out her other GFs...

Mc.

Auugghh is it the long weekend yet...I these days I've been look forward to long weekends cos of work...Thank God It's Thursday and Thank You Vets for making Canada a free Country and thank you Rich American Bastards for ripping us off making our country SUCK for us Middle income earners.

Last week we were going to plan to head down to Portland...we just threw the idea around but I found out one of our ex-home stay students is going back to Japan and before he heads back to Japan she would like to meet w/us, the only time she had was this weekend cos it's going to be hectic for her.

But the funny part was when a buddy of mine asked me what we were doing for the long weekend and I told him we might goto Portland...He had told me he would be interested but would want to sleep in different room?

WTF?

Being Chinese we try to save as much money as we can...Wanting to Sleep in different rooms cost money if we want to stay over for two nites...He told me he feels weird sleeping with another couple in the same room...WTF kinda lame excuse is that?

Then I though...living at home w/retired parents...well i guess it's kinda hard to shack..esp if his japanese girl friend is living with his parents also...haha.

I'm gonna bug him about it tonight...

I know what you say...BUT...I also know what you're thinking.

So we had this Rah Rah Bull Shit meetings at work. You know the ones that they tell you what a great company that we're working for and blah blah blah... BULLSHIT!!

They bought over this new guy who is sapose to be our new CEO and all he was a sweet talking AMWAY speaker talking about "Being on the Bus and getting on the bus bull shit." Stoopid people would love him cos he's such a good and smooth speaker.

All he is...is talk fast enough about the good stuff about the company and no time for ppl to think about the bad things...and if anyone who tries to shoot him down...well he just tell them that he would like to interject...blah blah bla...

That meeting reminded me of all the Amway meetings that some of my friends bought me to...WTF? I'm working for a Pyramid Scheme Company where the CEO's have upper level managers and where upper level managers have lower level managers who have workleaders who have team leaders who have peon workers like us.

Blah blah blah...Only the naive peons think he is our ultimate leader cos he can sell snow to eskimos...

Would you buy McDonalds from her?

Went to the blood test place again..this time my wife went, she gets these cronic coughs every winter time and so the doc would like to see what the blood test gives what kinda of results...While we were watiing there was this wired kids toy thing that I was playing with...I was thinking that thing is sooo easy to make.

I'm sure that most of you guys who's gone to the doctors know what I'm talking about...it's that thing that has four or five wires that loops around and there are colourful wooden beads that you can push from one end to another...Yeah you know what I'm talking about the Wooden Bead Roller coaster...haha...

All these old ppl wating to get their blood tested and you see some 30year old guy pushing blocks...

I asked one of the nurses today if she enjoys poking people with needles and she said...no...but she has had alot of practice esp at school...She said they practice poking needles on one anothers...That's kinda sick...or hot if you like that kinda of stoof...Young nurses Poking pins in each others arms...

Well I almost fainted after the 12hrs of fasting for my blood exam...But now i'm fine...just had four slices of PIZZA...

You know technology has been great latley...getting emails/phone calls/manage daytimers...ect on a PDA...but they can't make a freaking needle smaller thinner...They seem to get bigger and widder evertime I see my dentist or donate blood or give blood for a blood test...If you can make a 3 ft thick TV to 3inches...why can't ppl make a 3inch needle to 3mm?

Had to give a urine test too...almost forgot...almost peed before i went instead I had to hold drove to the office...held it...picked a number...held it...held it...held it...finally called my number and I requested to give the pee sample first before the blood test.

Almost over filled the little container...I had to cut it short when I realized that it might go all over my shoes. So I put the little warm contatiner in the cubbard with all the others. I had to made sure that I didn't touch the others...

That's kinda weird...I thought someone from the other side would be waiting and would take it right away...instead it was all lined up for people to open the cubbard and see who's been peeing...I tell ya...I thought my pee was dark....

Poker is a game that both my wife and I hate and like...Last weekend we played poker at a buddies place until 3:30am.

It's a game that we often talk about after the game is done. I dunno where or who came up with the idea that both my wife and I are good. One of the guys playing saw us walking the room...Imagine the gods of gambler theme how Chow Yuen Fat walks in with his black tux w/a smoke in his mouth...

Come on we're not that intimadating are we? Any how my wife won one game and I lost two games...so she won 45 bucks...but we lost 15...soo...we're kinda up but from all of our games we played...we're still down...

Maybe we should work together instead of against each other....heh

Sorry I haven't been posting for a while...I've been pretty busy w/my current website...This one I'm pretty excited about...

http://www.reicorner.com/ it's about REI or Real Estate Investments...

I'm having problems with a script hopfully will have it fixed sometime today or tomorrow.

You know it sucks being diabetic and unable to eat the left over candies from Halloween. You're just being tempted to have one or two cos everyone is just passing them out and don't want their kids to have any more candy.

I've been thinking maybe I should open up a Surger less Candy store where peeps can have surgar less icecream and candy and stoof...

Well I'm back at work again...It just sucks here at work...The freaking idiots who work here and the idiots i work with. I'm stuck cos they need me here...SHIT

Well he brother inlaw called me yesterday to head down to China w/him to p/u his wifey...China is cool!!

Shit is sooo cheap out there you can have like a full seafood dinner for ten for about twenty Canadian bucks!!

I really want to p/u a cool lookin watch out there it's soo freakin cheap out there...of course the shit is not real.

The weather sucks ass right now....

Oh yeah...I just put up another website... http://www.payday-loan-stores.com/

I usually make money from the affilaite links and google adsense links...couple of bucks here and there everyday...It's nothing to retire on yet...hopfully in a couple of years...

Yesterday's Comedy festival was knee slapping hilarious...until this morning I was still thinking about it...It's been a while I've been in the Orpheum...

I'm still freaking choked about my TV...I hafta find come cash and make it up some how...

There's a guy at work we all think he's gay...but he's...well I think is shy about it, everytime we make fun of him he always get mad and bitch bitch bitch...

If one day he comes out of the closet...well, it woudn't be a big surprise...

Went to the dentist today and had a cavity filled...I hate my dentist...they should have novacain to put that novacane needle in your freaking mouth...That freaking needle freaking hurts. And she just pulls that needle out of my mouth fast and that HURTS like a bitch. If all the dentists do that in Russia they should learn how they freakin do it in Canada.

I just hate it looking at the hairy nostrals of my dentist sometimes I watch the reflection from her glasses to see WTF she's doing.

Anyone knows any hot Dentists?? and in the YVR area?

Went to the comedy festival...it was great...Funny shit....It was time well wasted.

My TV blew up and it cost me about 500 bucks to fix the darn thing. I'm never buying anything from KS Audio they rip everyone off. I can't believe how much he charges to replace a darn lamp. I remember him if he ever needs any computer problem. Bastard.

Oh yeah the wife is nagging...I hate it when she nags...Is it a God given right for women to nag at men? HAHAH...this reminds me of Amazing Race Yesterday where there is this family of women racing and they were all sick and tired of each other cos they all nag nag nag...

I think the main cause of most divorces are from women...let me say that again...nagging women. The other cause is from PMS...WTF? I'm just happy I only have one sister.

I have a buddy who has three sisters...Can you imagine how he lives...every week of the month each sister will have PMS....

Is there a cure out there for PMS????

Man It was freaking freezing yesterday...I went to Safeway yesterday and p/u some candy some milk and apples.

Those chocolates by Nestle were 29 cents each BAG, so I bought a bunch of them. Some Chug (I wasn't sure if it was a he or she...looked like a she but sound like a he.) was just marking them down when I got there. SCORE!!!...It's too freaking bad I can't eat them tho...

So if you guys wanna come by and have some candy...by all means you guys are always welcome.

To night my wifey and I are going to goto a Comedy Tour thingy at the Orpheum...I hope they're good cos if not I'll heckle them...

Any hoo...Back to my crappy work and I'll update laters...

I'm currently on project work right now and it is much better than what I was doing before...Tech support and support the techs...Some of the peeps I work with are just freaking idiots...Not only do I need to suppor the users I need to support the techs.

I'm not saying they're all like that but there a some people who should not do what they're doing, they should be doing something like retail or p/u garbage...

I need to get the f_cK out of here. I'm surprised they last sooo long w/o me.

Maybe I should just go back and be stooopid.

I have a Dental apt tomorrow and boy I can't wait...

Halloween was yesterday...man I was expecting lots of kewl costumes at work...I didn't see too many.

But one of my buddies at work...man it was cool cos he made his own costume it was BEAKER!!!

Rob is really cool he kinda reminds me of ME but white. Yup that's him in Beaker's mouth...It woulda look better if Rob was a black guy.

His wife was Stewy I don't have a pic of that but maybe I'll ask him about it.

Oh...he just emailed it to me...

As I was walking back home from Broadway Skytrain I saw the scarriest thing...It was a freaking FAT Chick in a skimpy lingerie...AAAAAHHHHAAAHHHHH Iwasn't sure if I should look or to RUN AWAY!!!!

I wanted to goto a haunted house yesterday but one of my buddies and my wife were too scared to go. We were going to goto downtown and watch the freaks but instead we stayed home and watched a horror fick.

The flick was called "The Tail of the Two Sisters" a Korean movie I wanted to watch for a while now but didn't get a chance to until yesterday night...I was pretty disapointed...I was told this movie was very scary and it was more scarrier than Ju-On (in japanese) or the Grudge (for all you white speaking folks).

Eh...I tought the Gurdge was more scarrier.

Most of my dboating buddies went clubbin yesterday...I wanted to head down there just to check them out...but it got late after the movies...Man I'm getting freaking old now...I get too tired too quickly...and I'm too old for clubbin...

Whats the use of going clubbing for me? I'm married I can't p/u girls, girls can't pick me up cos I'm too heavy. Have fun and drink? It's more like have drink and have ppl make fun of me instead.

Any ways I think I've babbled nuff for today...