So on Saturday a buddy and I decided to head down to Chinatown to pickup some buns...These buns kick ass (Dai Bow)...They have everything that is Chinese in there...Pork, Ham, Spam, Duck Eggs Bamboo shoots, chicken, Cats, Dogs...

The place is called New Town Bakery on Keffer Street...after that we went to the Chinese DVD store where they sold copied DVDs cheap there. I usually buy cheap asian movies there $7 bucks each or three for twenty.

I wen to look around, but was not interested in anything. My buddy told me he wanted to get this girl samurai movie...He said there were ninjas and lots of cool stuff...He told me to check out the DVD.

I check it out...there was a picture of girl w/huge tits in a samurai outfit...I looked at the back cover of it...and OMG...it was a Softcore porn w/ninja rubbing the samurai chicks tits...haha...So I put it back...

I told him if he gets three DVDs there is usually a discount...we spent a bit of time but he didn't find anything interesting. His girl friend (who is Japanese) asked him what is taking so long. He said he wanted to get a movie but I told him if he bought three it would be cheaper...She said which movie do you wanna buy?

He pointed it out and I was at the Japanese section to see what movies were avalaible...When I saw her picking up the movie and turned it over...I was like OHHHH SHIITTTT I'm getting outa there...HAHAHHA...

I picked up IZO and ICHI The number One Killer both Japanese movies and I heard were pretty good movies...I'll let you know for sure laters...And I told my buddy ok...I'll get these and I'll put yours in there too...

Soooo...we bought the movies, then went to get a bite to eat, went to teach Kung Fu and dropped his Japanese GF home. He decided he wanted to come over to check out his new flick...I'm like ok sure...

So when we got back home my wife wanted to see the movie also...but she didn't know it was a soft core porn...But my buddy didn't want to look too conspicuous and also wanted to watch the movie, so he did not say a word...

So about two minutes into the movie...There she was putting on her Samurai outfit with her tits hanging out of her clothes...We all started laughing out loud...

Then about four minutes in the scene there was this japanese guy raping this girl...I told my buddy to turn the volume down a bit cos my Japanese exchange student was sleeping...Just as he turned the volume down...we heard foot steps coming up to the living room...

OHHHH SSSHHITTTT...My buddy quickly grabbed the remote for my TV and changed the channel...so when she was up the stairs we were watching snow on our TV.

Ummmm...was that weird? UHHHH DUHHHH, she had a weird look on her face, like what is going on here...Haha...My buddy told her we were just talking and from the awkwardness he left our place...

He had left the DVD at my place, and so next day I called him to let him know to pick it up before my Japanese student saw the video...

So my buddy came over w/his Girlfriend while my Japanese student and I were watching TV...

The first thing that came out of my buddies girl friends mouth was..." Did you pick up your PORN yet?"

HAHAHAHAHAAHA...I almosted died laughing whe I saw the white in his chinese eyes and the gap of his mouth when he dropped his jaw!! My Japanese student laugh too when she heard that. She said she thought she heard yelping and screaming last night...

Moral of the story is...don't buy porn and watch it at your buddies...HAHA