Several years ago I was at Cancun Mexico and I saw this t-shirt...it said "I'm Shy but I have a big DICK."

The first thing I though was...This shirt is perfect for a buddy of mine...

He's getting married next year, but before last year we were really worried that he would never find a girl friend.

I remembered a time when we were playing video games at my place and we had decided to head to Mc D's to p/u some food in the middle of the night and come back to my place to eat and continue to play games.

When we came back we were watching some sleazy talk show and they were showing midgets falling in love and getting married and all that jazz. I said to him..."You know, George(not real name), look at this even midgets are able to find love and get married. You gotta be less picky and find someone fast before it's too late!!"

There was this one time I even told his step mom and his dad that they should bring him back to China find someone there...haha...but Thankfuly he had found a girl of his dreams (for now it's a dream).

Man...Things girls can do to a man when they are in love... I spent almost a decade training him up from being a really shy boy to a Macho woman pulling Man, and yet it takes a pretty girl couple of days to change him back to a prissy boy agin.

You should see the girly stuff he has in his car now...I almost cried...Pooh Bear is now sitting on his dashboard...SIGH...

Now there is somones else I know who is in the same situation...He's shy and he likes this girl and the girl likes him...but he's too Chicken shit to make a move...SIGH...Maybe I should go back to Cancun and pick him up the same shirt...

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