In two weeks it will be that time of month.

When my wife has PMS ppl in a fifty meter radius can tell that she has PMS. My friends, family, everyone around can tell that she has PMS and I'm the first one who feels it.

Every friends and family knows but they don't say anything, but usually mutter words of condolences to me.

I think after all these years being with her I've developed a PMS radar, but I think it's just the PMS look.

What is the PMS look?

Tiredness, the eyes, something about the eyes, it seems a astigmatism developes.

There is the PMS attitude that all married men know about...

The look of WTF is everyone doing?

I know it doesn't make sense but it better make sense to YOU!

I think PMS is the root cause of all Divorces and that's why some men have problems with commitment. So don't blame men for commitments.

Sigh...I think the only cure from women's PMS is to be gay.