So I was at the gym talking to a co worker who just had a baby and we both have the same problems.
Now I'm not sure bout female babies but we both have male babies and it seems the only thing that stops them from crying is the boob.
Some times it's hard to console Brenden when the wife is not around or she's busy.
My tips to help babies stop crying...
Pick up the baby and walk around if that doesn't work put him in the car seat and rock him genitally, if that doesn't work pick him up and "HUSSSSSHHHHH" him to sleep...this seems to work for a couple of seconds and then he cries again...but keep on doing it.
If that doesn't work give him the bottle and if he doesn't want the bottle the soother...and if all of that doesn't work...Mom's breast will always shut them up.
Now I'm not sure bout female babies but we both have male babies and it seems the only thing that stops them from crying is the boob.
Some times it's hard to console Brenden when the wife is not around or she's busy.
My tips to help babies stop crying...
Pick up the baby and walk around if that doesn't work put him in the car seat and rock him genitally, if that doesn't work pick him up and "HUSSSSSHHHHH" him to sleep...this seems to work for a couple of seconds and then he cries again...but keep on doing it.
If that doesn't work give him the bottle and if he doesn't want the bottle the soother...and if all of that doesn't work...Mom's breast will always shut them up.
I've found those things out from my father's instinct and if you think mother's instinct is strong I think a father's instinct is stronger if being Mr. Dad.
My wife does not think the boob will solve all his crying problem but I think so.
My baby is a Boob dude!
1 comment:
wow...boob dude? You should try nascar... that might quiet him down, if he's anything like his dear old dad. Maybe a girls gone wild video will hold him over, I guess any redneck trash will do.
p.s. did you mean to write "genitally"?
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