Chinese drivers are bad drivers...so what's the excuse for you non Chinese dirvers? Esp if you're a CAB driver...Ummm...don't you drive for a living?Well yesterday my wife and I were looking for a parking spot to park for lunch, and this taxi driver, well not this guy but kinda looks like him, was backing in and forwarding out this parking spot...He turned out of the spot so I quickly turned in the spot.
The Mofo rolls down the window and yelled out in an Aribic or Indian accent "Hey dat is my spot!"
So I yelled out " ARE YOU A SHITTY DRIVER? ARE YOU A SHITTY DRIVER!! ANSWER ME!! I'M CHINESE AND I CAN PARK FASTER THAN YOU!"
Afraid he might Key my car I found another parking spot.
I didn't give up there..I yelled out to him and pointing to at the phone number on his cab "I KNOW YOUR NUMBER, I KNOW YOU NUMBER!"
He yells out " I KNOW YOUR NUMBER" Walking towards my car taking my plate number.
So what did I do? I called his company and made a formal complaint about this Shit driver.
I told his boss " This guy was tail gating me and he had and followed me to the parking lot, cut infront of me and took my parking spot and was uttering theats at my wife and I."
His boss said he's shut is radio down and is not recieving any more customers for the week, and had apoloziged to me.
I hate shitty drivers here in Vancouver.
3 comments:
Oh bad taxi drivers. There's plenty of them in New York too!
Well, assuming that most taxi drivers are South Asian (and this may be a fictitious assumption...hmm), their driving skills stem from the chaotic road conditions in India (Don't worry...I have an ancestral joking license). I can tell you since I was there last month, there are absolutely no rules on Indian roads. It's like Thunderdome from Mad Max. Two way traffic has no stratified lanes to stay within. People just drive and pass haphazardly and there are near misses every second. When sitting in a taxi there, I just close my eyes and try to renew my faith that the gods will deliver me to my destination (on earth, not anywhere else). That's how bad it is. So maybe the best response/insult you can pay a bad taxi driver is "Can I interest you in a driving school from somewhere in the western hemisphere?"
China is the same...they drive like the way they walk...I call them the Holy Shit Cabs...every five minutes it's "Holy Shit" he nearly hit that rig..."Holy Shit" he nearly hit that guy..
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